From the relic :- The famous dictionary...

Hullo everyone out there!!!!!Saheban,kadradan,khandan,guptdan etc.if
u thought that OXFORD dictionary was the best well u were
wrongggggg.....
here is the latest SIDFORD DICSNORY!its only a special edition for
all my friends out there and hope u all like it.
PLZ DO KEEP ONE THING IN MIND THAT THESE MEANINGS R JUST A JOKE AND
PLZ DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.THIS IS ONLY MEANT FOR FUN AND NO WRONG
OR HARMFUL INTENTIONS R THERE.SO JUST ENJOY IT WITHOUT USING UR RARE
BRAINS.
WELL These r abt our friends and r in alpha beti/beta cal order:-

1>AAKRANT:- a person falling in bad company;for eg:"Dont send him
anywhere,he will become an AAKRANT"
an accident prone area;for eg:"That Maruti Zen towards
AAKRANT and got damaged"

2>APOORVA:- a person uncertain of where to stay or live;for
eg:"Buddy ,I am an APOORVA and I frequent both Delhi and Mumbai"
a casanova;for eg:"Boy,he is a real APOORVA"
staring at someone;for eg:"Hey,I think its really bad to
APOORVA at that girl"

3>CHANDRIKA:- a sensible person who is difficult to impress;for
eg:"Man,that Chakraborty girl next door is quite a CHANDRIKA!"
a style of haircut esp. short hair;for eg:"How did u
get this CHANDRIKA?Its suiting u very well"
a facial expression made usually by squirming one's
eyes;for eg:"Look at that girl,she gave me such a deadly CHANDRIKA!"
something unpredictable or unimaginable or
unexpected;for eg:"The climax of the thriller movie was totally
CHANDRIKA!"

4>DIVYA:- something nice or lovely;for eg:"WOW!This dress is quite
DIVYA."
calm,cool,peaceful;for eg:"Well, the sky looks quite DIVYA
today."

5>GAURAV:- a person who eats a lot of fish;for eg;"Well,that guy at
the party looked like GAURAV"
someone who plays guitar;for eg"Lets go to B ARISTA!They
have a GAURAV out there"
a collection of weird facts and jokes;for eg"Can I have 2
sets of GAURAVS please"
fear of adventures or risk;for eg"I cant go with u as I
have a GAURAV"

6>MEGHA :- to talk fast in a manner which is not quite clear to
grasp; for eg:"Boy,I couldnt get a single word!He was really MEGHA
today."
foreign accent;for eg:"That U.S. returned girl has a MEGHA
that beats me!"

7>PRIYA:- a hot babe or a beautiful girl depending on the
situation;for eg:"HOOO!Look at her ,she is a PRIYA"
an ideal indian girl;for eg"Bhai,bahu ho to PRIYA jaisi"
a communication center having a lot of phones;for eg"Lets
make a call from PRIYA"
a state of high tension;for eg:" Yaar,there is a PRIYA in
Delhi"

8>PRIYARANJAN:- a very highly intelligent but dangerous species on
the verge of extinction;for eg:"Luckily,there r only a few
PRIYARANJANS today!"
an emotional person;for eg"Come on ,dont try to be a
PRIYARANAJAN"
a brother; for eg" O Gurvinder,how many PRIYARANJANS
do u have?"
a diary or a card holder;for eg"This PRIYARANJAN has
a lot of phone numbers"
a puzzle or a jigsaw;for eg:"Guys ,I cant
handle/solve this PRIYARANJAN.Its getting complex day by day and
annoying me"

9>SARU:- act of being absent on important events;for eg:"So u were
again SARU at the party?"
soft,kind;for eg:"Be SARU to everyone and everyone will be
SARU to u"


10>SHIBAJI:- a simple person with lack of grey matter but lots of
other matter in terms of fats etc.;for eg"Ganguliji's son is really
SHIBAJI"
making strange noises;for eg:"Dont make those SHIBAJIS
here!!"
baldness at a young age;for eg:"Apply oil dear,otherwise
u will become SHIBAJI"

11>SHIKHER:- something which is totally out of shape and size;for
eg"Rambai!These shoes have become SHIKHER so throw them out"
an extinct animal;for eg" DODOS and SHIKHERS r no longer
found"
a fluke or by mistake;for eg"It was SHIKHER that he got
in to IIT"
a tribal boy ; for eg"Hey,I saw a SHIKHER being
interviewed on the NATIONAL GEOGARPHIC"

12>URVASHI:- a confused state of mind;for eg:"God!Those beautiful
gals have left me with URVASHI."
a very slim looking person;for eg:"Hey,how did u manage
to become URVASHI in just 20 days!!!"


13>VIPUL :- a rare animal which when found behaves as if it is found
in abundance;for eg: "Hey,the Discovery guys captured two VIPULS from
the jungles of Ghaziabad."
being indifferent;for eg:"Look at him.He is trying to be
VIPUL to us".
a mail virus;for eg:"Geez,my mail account has been
affected by VIPUL!."

14>YK:- a gentleman or a good and honest person; for eg:"Mr Krishna
Swaroop is really a YK to the core";
a person who spends too much at places where not
required;for eg:"Man,that girl is YK"
a rest house or a guest house where visitors can night
stay;for eg"Dont worry friend,we can stay at YK's"
a video game parlour;for eg:"Mom do u have some change.I
want to go to YK"

THIS IS JUST A FUNNY STUFF AND ONLY MEANT FOR ENJOYMENT.NO HARSH
COMMENTS PLZ!
So friends there r the word meanings of 14 of our well known
personalities.
Hope u all like it and enjoy it.I would also like to tell u that a
certain important personality is missing
and i want u to find that guy(thats a hint) and give ur meanings for
that word to the author of this collection.
I have not kept him due to personal reasons and to avoid biasing and
partiality .
Thats it and do mail me ur comments and reactions to :-
siddhik2001@yahoo.co.in
For any further queries contact:-

Siddhartha Adhikari
SIDDHUBAWA Publishers
Anpadh Gali,Mandbuddhi Street,
United States of Ullus(USU)