From the relic :- The famous dictionary...

Hullo everyone out there!!!!!Saheban,kadradan,khandan,guptdan etc.if
u thought that OXFORD dictionary was the best well u were
wrongggggg.....
here is the latest SIDFORD DICSNORY!its only a special edition for
all my friends out there and hope u all like it.
PLZ DO KEEP ONE THING IN MIND THAT THESE MEANINGS R JUST A JOKE AND
PLZ DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.THIS IS ONLY MEANT FOR FUN AND NO WRONG
OR HARMFUL INTENTIONS R THERE.SO JUST ENJOY IT WITHOUT USING UR RARE
BRAINS.
WELL These r abt our friends and r in alpha beti/beta cal order:-

1>AAKRANT:- a person falling in bad company;for eg:"Dont send him
anywhere,he will become an AAKRANT"
an accident prone area;for eg:"That Maruti Zen towards
AAKRANT and got damaged"

2>APOORVA:- a person uncertain of where to stay or live;for
eg:"Buddy ,I am an APOORVA and I frequent both Delhi and Mumbai"
a casanova;for eg:"Boy,he is a real APOORVA"
staring at someone;for eg:"Hey,I think its really bad to
APOORVA at that girl"

3>CHANDRIKA:- a sensible person who is difficult to impress;for
eg:"Man,that Chakraborty girl next door is quite a CHANDRIKA!"
a style of haircut esp. short hair;for eg:"How did u
get this CHANDRIKA?Its suiting u very well"
a facial expression made usually by squirming one's
eyes;for eg:"Look at that girl,she gave me such a deadly CHANDRIKA!"
something unpredictable or unimaginable or
unexpected;for eg:"The climax of the thriller movie was totally
CHANDRIKA!"

4>DIVYA:- something nice or lovely;for eg:"WOW!This dress is quite
DIVYA."
calm,cool,peaceful;for eg:"Well, the sky looks quite DIVYA
today."

5>GAURAV:- a person who eats a lot of fish;for eg;"Well,that guy at
the party looked like GAURAV"
someone who plays guitar;for eg"Lets go to B ARISTA!They
have a GAURAV out there"
a collection of weird facts and jokes;for eg"Can I have 2
sets of GAURAVS please"
fear of adventures or risk;for eg"I cant go with u as I
have a GAURAV"

6>MEGHA :- to talk fast in a manner which is not quite clear to
grasp; for eg:"Boy,I couldnt get a single word!He was really MEGHA
today."
foreign accent;for eg:"That U.S. returned girl has a MEGHA
that beats me!"

7>PRIYA:- a hot babe or a beautiful girl depending on the
situation;for eg:"HOOO!Look at her ,she is a PRIYA"
an ideal indian girl;for eg"Bhai,bahu ho to PRIYA jaisi"
a communication center having a lot of phones;for eg"Lets
make a call from PRIYA"
a state of high tension;for eg:" Yaar,there is a PRIYA in
Delhi"

8>PRIYARANJAN:- a very highly intelligent but dangerous species on
the verge of extinction;for eg:"Luckily,there r only a few
PRIYARANJANS today!"
an emotional person;for eg"Come on ,dont try to be a
PRIYARANAJAN"
a brother; for eg" O Gurvinder,how many PRIYARANJANS
do u have?"
a diary or a card holder;for eg"This PRIYARANJAN has
a lot of phone numbers"
a puzzle or a jigsaw;for eg:"Guys ,I cant
handle/solve this PRIYARANJAN.Its getting complex day by day and
annoying me"

9>SARU:- act of being absent on important events;for eg:"So u were
again SARU at the party?"
soft,kind;for eg:"Be SARU to everyone and everyone will be
SARU to u"


10>SHIBAJI:- a simple person with lack of grey matter but lots of
other matter in terms of fats etc.;for eg"Ganguliji's son is really
SHIBAJI"
making strange noises;for eg:"Dont make those SHIBAJIS
here!!"
baldness at a young age;for eg:"Apply oil dear,otherwise
u will become SHIBAJI"

11>SHIKHER:- something which is totally out of shape and size;for
eg"Rambai!These shoes have become SHIKHER so throw them out"
an extinct animal;for eg" DODOS and SHIKHERS r no longer
found"
a fluke or by mistake;for eg"It was SHIKHER that he got
in to IIT"
a tribal boy ; for eg"Hey,I saw a SHIKHER being
interviewed on the NATIONAL GEOGARPHIC"

12>URVASHI:- a confused state of mind;for eg:"God!Those beautiful
gals have left me with URVASHI."
a very slim looking person;for eg:"Hey,how did u manage
to become URVASHI in just 20 days!!!"


13>VIPUL :- a rare animal which when found behaves as if it is found
in abundance;for eg: "Hey,the Discovery guys captured two VIPULS from
the jungles of Ghaziabad."
being indifferent;for eg:"Look at him.He is trying to be
VIPUL to us".
a mail virus;for eg:"Geez,my mail account has been
affected by VIPUL!."

14>YK:- a gentleman or a good and honest person; for eg:"Mr Krishna
Swaroop is really a YK to the core";
a person who spends too much at places where not
required;for eg:"Man,that girl is YK"
a rest house or a guest house where visitors can night
stay;for eg"Dont worry friend,we can stay at YK's"
a video game parlour;for eg:"Mom do u have some change.I
want to go to YK"

THIS IS JUST A FUNNY STUFF AND ONLY MEANT FOR ENJOYMENT.NO HARSH
COMMENTS PLZ!
So friends there r the word meanings of 14 of our well known
personalities.
Hope u all like it and enjoy it.I would also like to tell u that a
certain important personality is missing
and i want u to find that guy(thats a hint) and give ur meanings for
that word to the author of this collection.
I have not kept him due to personal reasons and to avoid biasing and
partiality .
Thats it and do mail me ur comments and reactions to :-
siddhik2001@yahoo.co.in
For any further queries contact:-

Siddhartha Adhikari
SIDDHUBAWA Publishers
Anpadh Gali,Mandbuddhi Street,
United States of Ullus(USU)

Well settled Dipsites meet!!!

Ahaaa,

Since now you are here, i must say thank you for visting this long forgotten blog of mine ;)...Been a long time since I penned down somethng..so thought ki chalo, let me write down the priceless moments we spent yesterday evening (14th Apr 2010)..by the way its been 12 years now since we all met for the first time...

Disclaimer:- All this is in good humor and in fact we had a jolly GOOD Time....wish we could have stayed more :).. Priya, Urvashi, Varun, Aakrant, thanks for such a wonderful evening...

To hua yun ki, as planned, I reached Plastered Priya's house at 5:30 pm sharp, kyunki ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad to main khud ki bhi nahi sunta (ok, sometimes i listen to mom).

Plastered Priya after sometime came up dressed up in a lovely blue plaster ;p, and we discussed some of the few aspects of medicinal fruitfulness of having a plaster. (also got to know that such a fracture is called as Dancer's or Joe's fracture which reminds me to rename my squint as Adhicary's squint).

Hairdo Aakrant, in a few moments, joined us and again we discussed the future of Plastered Priya's dancing career. In between, we also checked up with the new Super Heroine in the town - ahaa u guessed it right - Power Yoga girl Urvashi :)...where exactly was she and what was she upto...

So by 6:30 finally I, PP and HA finally came out of PP's house and picked up Power Yoga girl Urvashi from a desolated spot. After much planning and analysis, we zeroed upon DLF mall at VK which was around 5 mins from the desolated spot mentioned in the previous line.

Of course, PP HA and I were thrilled to meet PYGU and so was she...

Upon entering the mall, the first thing we did was to go to Cinnabom or Cinnamom or Cinnasomething wherein Urvashi suggested, to have CinnaBum Sticks, to which we all agreed (we were anyways clueless :))...we also had MochakyunChillata? which was a normal Cold coffee with some salt and 50 rs costlier than expected...

In the meantime, Slimmed Varun also joined us, still happy with the fact that he got to see some fab girls the other night at F bar..

So we started with nice little talks about our jobs , the usual Kaisa hai, smart ho gaya, takla ho gaya..We got to know that while PYGU's job was to take over from a person at 12 am, tweet some data and hand it over to another person at 8 am, Slimmed Varun had absolutely no clue what his job was, while Hairdo Aakrant basically deals with Sen and Sex, PP was taking a sabbatical and totally geared up for Race of Life which is scheduled to happen in June and is a 5 km walk/run/jog - whoever wins lives, rest would be shot:)...I am by the way involved with the Sarkari job (though everyone is happy that we are getting increments ;)..which is roughly 200 rs per month in hand)...

When the delicacies arrived (ok, here i must tell you that PYGU had told us that once we eat the CinnaBum sticks, hum kho jayenge)..so there they arrived...but ye kya!!!! What didnt appear as sticks and appeared more of Lachha paratha, fizzled out all the excitment that was buidling up at such a rapid rate... Naturally PYGU was pretty much miffed about what was served and she along with HA went up to the counter, bashed the staff and finally got what was intended, Hot Laccha Parathas :)....

Anyways, ab paise to de hi diye the...though Achaar and white Makkhan were missing...So finally we all had our share of CinnaBums (i must admit it was good though thankfully none of us had to be registered at Gumshuda Talash Kendra, Nayi Kotwali Dariya Ganj)... (Please note the Comment at the day at the end of this story)

So after some more chit chat, we had the 'ghar jaldi jaana hai' syndrome which was thankfully put to rest due to some quick thinking by the Planning Commitee and all said and done, we decided to move out from the Mall to some other place...

Once again led by Slimmed Varun and PYGU, we traversed the roads of Delhi to reach Khan market...Reaching there, all of us were again in a fix! Ab kahan khaaye? PYGU came to the rescue again (ohh she is turning out to be quite a Super Heroine) and suggested R04..which was a couple of blocks away...But being the Adventurous types always we did the following:-

PP showed immense courage to walk through rocky terrain and despite her limitations she did well :)... HA , Me, SV and PYGU kept on the mood and we took two stoppages during our 15 mins journey to RO4.. One was at the Cafe Turtle which incidentally was a book shop while the other was at Sarita Saree store dealing in Sarees and dress materials (it was a Sister concern though, a tribute to our concern towards PP's Pair...Hey thats 3 P's :) )....

At last, we reached the destination and the first thing we did.. we as in the guys was to check the crowd there..All checked and approved,we managed to get a table with 2 chairs.. Log 5 aur chair 2..bahut nainsafi...Score 2-3...Being thorough Gentlemen throughout our lives, we offered the chairs to the lovley ladies and in the meantime, the menu was given...While we all pounced upon it, another chair was offered...it was now 3-2....After much discussion and consents we decided to have iced tea, beer ( Happy hours was on so jo sabse sasta aur zyada mile :)), Chicken Lasagne, Peri Peri chicken and one Veg Ro4 Special Burger...Ahaa here comes another chair... its 4-1 now...

The atmosphere was good and gave a firangi wala feeling...while we kept on chatting about idhar udhar ki baatein...Got to know that F bar is a cool place to hang out and PP managed to do a One legged dance there...The best part about the place was the DJ who had a Che Guvera cap (i wonder how much business Che has generated with his face)..who played some weird music and shook more than required...On a richter scale maybe a 6 or 7....Anyways chodo usse..idhar dekho..humein..

We still needed one more chair, and voila, Slimmed Varun saw an empty chair at one of the tables ahead...Again being a good boy, he went and asked the waitress, whether he can take the chair or not..and as expected she said 'No, we have people sitting there'...but hey, we didnt see anyone...and so Slimmed Varun came back and took the chair :)..Very Good boy.. 5-0 and time up...Yeyeyeyeye we won Kissa Kursi ka...

Food arrived and it was quite good...The burger was nothing special but was decent..though it took 3 of us to finish it, Chicken Piri Piri was hot and spicy and was left alone, Chicken Lasagne was the best of the lot and hence was finished up soon...:)...(Please not the situation of the day at the end of the story)...

We also saw two Firangis coming up the stairs and sitting down with free bottles of beer (The typical Firangis with saste Tees and jeans)...We suspected them to be hired by the Pub wallahs themselves to add to the ambience..it was like having Tom Alter as a Firangi villain in a Patriotic movie...

As soon as the Happy hours were over, people started leaving and soon the place was almost vacant...We paid the bill and came out..since it was getting late.. PYGU had to start with her Super heroine duties and we had to go back home :)...

We walked back to our cars...said tata and fir milenege...I PYGU and PP had meetha paans which were good...PP tried hard to tell the Paan wala bhaiya that they were good but couldnt because of the stuffing she had in her mouth :)....

Dropped PYGU at her office and PP at Panchsheel at her aunt's house...Came back, got the standard scolding of being late :)...

Entered the bed with 3 things on mind:-

a) Lucky and glad to have such good friends who have not changed at all and hope they remain as it is always...may god bless them with happiness

b) Wish we could all be together so that such good times can happen time and again

c) Missed YK, Ranjan, Shibaji, GDG,Vipul,Chandrika, Megha, Lipi, Saru and everyone else...hope we all come together one day and have a blast....

Comment of the day Award goes to Hairdo Aakrant :- After being served The Laccha Parathas, the waitress came to us and asked if we would like to have something else (you know to cover up the goof up).. and Aakrant came up with - 'Do you have something Harder?'..the waitress was shocked and stood speechless!

Situation of the day Award goes to Slimmed Varun:- As we all know SV took the chair from the empty table and we made it 5-0...couple of minutes later two guys came back to the table with their drinks and were clueless to see their chairs missing:)...they kept on standing and looking at us suspiciously, but well trained actors were were, they kept on looking...Citi moment of Success!!

Bye bye guyss....Would come up with another adventure soon

Ultimate Sid:)